dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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