We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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