Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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