I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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