So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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