glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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