The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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