Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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