my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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