OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Houston, we have a blender
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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