I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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