Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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