How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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