We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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