Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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