you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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