Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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