But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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