i permit you to call me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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