just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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