i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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