hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
