I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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