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Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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