OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize