Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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