No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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