just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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