Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
foreskin is a definite game changer
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
