Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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