ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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