Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
are you so shy because you have an std?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize