He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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