AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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