i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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