Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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