During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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