i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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