ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
