everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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