Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
