To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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