Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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