there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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