This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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