My brain says no but my pants say off.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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