i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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