I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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