It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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