i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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