he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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