you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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