do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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