so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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